I must document this glorious event on, the 2nd day of November, 2009.
Today at around 3 p.m, as I was going to purchase my routine Peanut M&M’s from the vending machine… my $1.25 was returned to me along with my snack… I starred around me, making sure I wasn’t being filmed on Candied Camera or some terrible indie Purchase show… and when I fed my dollar back in and typed 503 for a Milky Way, the dollar was returned yet again, along with the Milky…. A FANTASY OF MINE, FINALLY A REALITY!! EVERY CHUBBY BOY’S DREAM. Word got around, and before I knew it, there was a line half way down the hallway, of people robbing the vending machine for all it was worth. This photo was taken at the end of the day… And this morning that precious machine was fully stocked. I now have a weeks supply of honey buns, gum, pretzels, and cookies. I won folks.. today, I won.
(via iamelliotjames)
What makes this so funny is that he told Elliot to tell me, haha.
HAHAHA! I CAN’T TELL YOU GUYS ANYTHING IN CONFIDENCE!
Passing stranger! you do not know
How longingly I look upon you,
You must be he I was seeking,
Or she I was seeking
(It comes to me as a dream)
I have somewhere surely
Lived a life of joy with you,
All is recall’d as we flit by each other,
Fluid, affectionate, chaste, matured,
You grew up with me,
Were a boy with me or a girl with me,
I ate with you and slept with you, your body has become
not yours only nor left my body mine only,
You give me the pleasure of your eyes,
face, flesh as we pass,
You take of my beard, breast, hands, in return,
I am not to speak to you, I am to think of you
when I sit alone or wake at night, alone
I am to wait, I do not doubt I am to meet you again
I am to see to it that I do not lose you.







